Last words

Well, Mr. Buckley, it seems that it’s your time to go.

Any last words? Are you ready to go?

“Yup.”

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The EKG flatlined.

Doctor: I’m sorry, Mrs. Buckley, Dennis has passed on.

Widow, sobbing: Well, did he… did he say anything?

Doctor: Yup.

Widow: What did he say doctor? I’m pleading you, tell me what final words passed through my beloved’s lips before he died.

Doctor: Yup.

Widow: Um, okay, but would you please just tell me? It’d really appreciate it if you just told me what Dennis said.

Doctor: Yup.

Widow: Please!! I don’t think I can take any more of this. Can’t you see I’m grieving? I’m a widow now, and what of the children? Of our affairs? Won’t you just tell me, doctor, won’t you please tell me what my sweet husband said before he passed away from this life?

Doctor: I told your husband that his vitals were dropping and asked him if he was ready to go. He said yup, and then he was gone. Do you have anything to say about that, Mrs. B? Any questions?

Widow: Nope.